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Post by snigsby on Mar 22, 2019 16:11:50 GMT
"Well, I'm only SAYING" moaned BB, clutching his copy of Whoa! - the glossy magazine for the discerning equine - to his hairless chest.
"Honestly,we may be forced to immerse your head in a water butt if we have to hear the words "sequin" or "spandex" one more time" replied Prince, " we're trying to have a serious conversation here about HrH's idea for an equine version of Top Gear."
"With musical interludes?" tried BB. "NO" snapped the others in unison.
Snags was, as usual,poo picking in the pouring rain and pondering the State of The Nation. She often thought her best thinking happened while poo picking. "I do hope Nicola Trout declares UDI next week after the House of Commons has had its eleventy billionth vote on her deal. My boys have their See You Jimmy tartan bunnets at the ready just in case but I am not so sure what might happen to El Guapo and Wassail, both of them speak in foreign tongues. Hmm. And I must remember to email Kos and see how she's preparing for the whole of Kent to become a lorry park."
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Post by snigsby on May 17, 2019 11:53:58 GMT
Windy and Persian Prince stood at the gate,waving sadly, as the lorry carrying BB trundled into the distance. "We're heeeeeeere!!!" they whinnied.ears cocked for the reply that never came.
Snags snivvelled into her capacious hanky and clutched at their manes. "I don't care if he's gone to be a little Pony Angel,boys,I think we needed him more than that flipping God did."
Persian Prince looked at her thoughtfully. "Perhaps, he said,but BB always wanted to be a STAR. I think maybe he has finally been awarded a role as Leading Pony in "Rainbow Bridge - The Musical."
From far above,came the plinkety tones of a harp and a sweet little voice squealing "Goodbye Cruel World"...............to angelic applause and cheering. A few sequins drifted down on top of the sobbing trio................
THE END
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Post by nicxf on May 22, 2019 11:57:41 GMT
RIP BB. Wherever you are, I'm sure you have 'em all wrapped around that little hoof. ))))Hugs(((( Snigsby.
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Post by kas on May 24, 2019 7:22:47 GMT
This stands as a wonderful tribute to little BB. xxxxxx
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Post by tommytrot on May 25, 2019 18:41:05 GMT
El Guapo, had always thought that every horse had an inner unicorn, 🦄 his was nearer the surface than most, which explains why he is followed around by the faint sound of Spanish guitar, but just lately a different sound was appearing, it was a little disturbing as it sounded like a cat trying to sing opera with bad sinuses .....
he was reluctant to ask HRH as he had been a little subdued ever since the servant had broken the bad news about BB going off over the rainbow bridge 😢 but he approached with caution and asked “Was BB Scottish?” Yes HRH replied, and that is where bagpipes come from right? Yes!
HRH was a bit distracted as he really wanted to contact Windy and PP to see how they were doing, he was now banned from all sources of media and communication devices apparently for his own good! Not at all helpful, so he was currently stalking the resident pigeons, in the vain hope in turning them into feathery communication devices!
EG carried on eating when he suddenly felt the urge to pick up a branch that he had been nibbling on for some time now, and started waving in about, when it then came in contact with HRH’s shins!!
oww WTF are you doing going he cried! I don’t know what came over me exclaimed EG as he retreated to a safe distance to the sound of Scotland the Brave!!!
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